Last time the car was stolen, I went out and got me a CLUB. I put that damned thing on ma steerin' wheel and the sons-a-bitches still made off with my ride. Seems all they needed to do was cut the steerin' wheel in one spot, pull it back, and chuck the stupid CLUB out the winda. That CLUB weren't worth shit!
Well this time I ain't fuckin' around!!!
Thanks for solving a Christmas present dilemma! And funnier'n hell.
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