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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Where the hell is Art Bell?!



It appears that the Iranian government has been having some security problems with UFOs recently. According to an article off an Indian news site, every time the Iranians try to intercept these UFOs, they either fail to keep up with the things or they are incapable of tracking them. This wild speculation may well be justified if not for the fact that Iran had previously given the U.S. permission to conduct "fly-overs" within its airspace.



Well, this morning brings news of an unknown explosion in Iran that is leaving many wondering ?what the heck is going on over there?? Are the Israelis attacking Iran?s nuclear sites? Is the U.S. involved? Are the Iranians staging the explosion as a means of creating the illusion that they are victims of western aggression? Perhaps they?re under attack by little green men in flying saucers. First, the Iranian government denied there being any explosion at all. Then, withing hours they issued a statement calling the explosion nothing more than construction related. The world may never know.



However, what is of significant interest is a report by the BBC that announces Iran and Syria?s plan on them combining their efforts to "confront threats" against their countries. This comes as no big surprise as we?ve know since the rise of the insurgency in Iraq that militants and terrorists from both of these countries have been hell-bent on bringing death and destruction to our liberating forces and the good citizens of Iraq. In addition to this renewed threat to Western forces of freedom, Iran makes clear its intentions of shooting down any surveillance aircraft spying on them.



My advice to the Iranian Mullahs is not to piss off those little green men in their flying saucers or they just might wake up one morning to find their nuke facilities and other significant military targets turned into glowing glass parking lots.

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