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Monday, December 12, 2005

Uh-oh boss!



A recent ABC News poll found that 70% of Iraqis say that life is GOOD! I can just imagine the conversations that transpired in the editorial room at ABC. Ah, to be a fly on that wall!

Uh-oh boss! Remember that poll you wanted us to run about just how bad the Iraqi people's lives were with Bush's occupying forces still terrorizing their country? Well, look what results we ended up with! It says that 70% of those idiots actually think life is GOOD! What a bunch of dopes! Sheesh! Don't worry boss, we'll fix it up before we run with it. There's just no way we're going to give Bush and those Iraqi dolts any sense of optimism prior to the election this Thursday! No way!



Come now... did you actually expect them to treat it any differently?

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