Her Thighness' Ejucashun Plan...

Clinton outlines technology plan

By RACHEL KONRAD, Associated Press Writer
May 31, 2007

SANTA CLARA, Calif. -
Hillary Rodham Clinton wooed Silicon Valley campaign donors and voters Thursday with a plan to create more high-paying jobs and maintain U.S. dominance in technology.

The New York senator and Democratic presidential hopeful said she's trying to increase the number of so-called H1B visas aimed at highly educated workers. Silicon Valley companies use H1Bs to sponsor thousands of software engineers from Russia, India, China and other countries, but many must return home when their temporary work permits expire.

"If you think you have a skills shortage now, project it out a decade and we're going to be in real trouble," Clinton said to applause from more than 200 executives attending a half-day CEO Summit by the Silicon Valley Leadership Group. "We need to guide immigration reform to attract and retain foreign-born students who want to work in the United States."

If elected, Clinton said, her administration would provide financial support to schools that encourage girls and minorities to study "STEM" subjects: science, technology, engineering and math.
...

Perhaps Queen Rodham should be more
concerned about their ability to use
ENGLISH?!?!
Thanks, Drudge!

*UPDATED*

Above image updated by "Stoo Pid"...



Thanks, Stoo!

HFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent the last 6 hours recovering this site from a glitch that wiped out my entire mofizixgr4fix theme!!! All I wanted to do was clean up and fix my css file and once I got everything all set, I tried uploading it to my server. Half way through the upload, the link was dropped and somehow the incomplete upload corrupted my whole theme directory. The website was a total blank!!! Other Wordpress themes worked, but not mine?!?!

After hours of searching the web for someone else that had to endure the same crap I just went through - with no luck, I finally thought up a way of tricking it. In order to remedy the problem I had to re-up my entire theme directory UNDER A DIFFERENT FREAKIN' NAME!!!

...now I gotta go out and get me a new 'puter.
Momma ain't gonna like that.
Nope, not one bit.

Oh nooooo!!! I'm ascared!!!

*rollover fun*

FOX News
(AP) CAIRO, Egypt — An American member of Al Qaeda warned President Bush on Tuesday to end U.S. involvement in all Muslim lands or face an attack worse than the Sept. 11 suicide assault, according to a new videotape.

Wearing a white robe and a turban, Adam Yehiye Gadahn, who also goes by the name Azzam al-Amriki, said Al Qaeda would not negotiate on its demands.

"Your failure to heed our demands ... means that you and your people will ... experience things which will make you forget all about the horrors of September 11th, Afghanistan and Iraq and Virginia Tech," he said in the seven-minute video. ...

That's right jihad boy, keep flappin' that yap of yours in front of that camera. You're day will come, if not in this world, definitely in the next.

A Solemn Memorial Day

Jobs that Americans are unwilling to do?

Seems that with so many businesses being raided these days in the effort to combat illegal immigration, undocumented workers are turning to entrepreneurship as a means of capitalizing on the need for them to fill positions of public service which ordinary Americans are unwilling to do.

Cops: Ice Cream Truck Sold 'Pot-Sicles'

MISSION, Texas (AP) -- Police say the jingle of this ice cream truck meant pot-sickles. Police say elementary school students tipped them off to an ice cream truck driver who was apparently selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from the truck. Most customers were in the third, fourth, and fifth grades.

"It's a scary thought, but that's the info we received," Mission police Chief Leo Longoria said.

Raymundo Flores, a 40-year-old illegal immigrant from Mexico, was arrested Thursday on charges of possession of marijuana. He was transported to Hidalgo County jail after a judge set bond at $30,000. His case will likely be turned over to federal immigration officials, Assistant Police Chief Robert Dominguez said. ...

What would Noah do?

Greenpeace activists build ark on Ararat
Jim Brown OneNewsNow.com May 25, 2007

An environmental group is under fire for using the account of Noah's Ark to try to bolster its claim that global warming will melt the poles and create floods of biblical proportions. Greenpeace International is constructing a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat in Turkey as "a warning to mankind to act now to prevent global warming." ...

I feel pretty confident that when Noah and his family built the ark, they had God's purpose in mind and it wasn't due to melting ice caps and polar bears stuck on drifting chunks of ice holding up a banners that read "HALP US ALGORE!"

God said "Build it!" - Noah asked "How high?"

And so God's will be done.

Today, we have a bunch of hippie retreads looking to push communist doctrine through junk science, fear mongering, and random acts of insanity.

Noah, on the other hand was preserving a needed commodity given to us by The Almighty so that man would continue to have proper dietary sustenance. MEAT!!! I'm also sure that after a hard day's work, those fellers building that big boat were just dying for good grub. You know, the kind of meal needed to keep up their strength during all that heavy construction.

...and that brings me to another interesting story I read today.

'Noah's Ark' of 5,000 rare animals found floating off the coast of China

· Cargo of abandoned vessel destined for restaurants
· Illegal trade drives species closer to extinction
Jonathan Watts in Beijing
Saturday May 26, 2007

Guardian
Endangered, hunted, smuggled and now abandoned, 5,000 of the world's rarest animals have been found drifting in a deserted boat near the coast of China.

The pangolins, Asian giant turtles and lizards were crushed inside crates on a rickety wooden vessel that had lost engine power off Qingzhou island in the southern province of Guangdong. Most were alive, though the cargo also contained 21 bear paws wrapped in newspaper.

According to conservation groups, the haul was discovered on one of the world's most lucrative and destructive smuggling routes: from the threatened jungles of south-east Asia to the restaurant tables of southern China.

The animals were found when local fishermen noticed a strange smell emanating from the vessel, which did not have any registration plates, on Tuesday, the Guangzhou Daily reported.

When coastguard officials boarded the 25-metre craft, it was reportedly deserted and stripped of identification papers. They found more than 200 crates full of animals, many so dehydrated in the tropical sun that they were close to death.

The animals - which weighed 13 tonnes - were taken to port, doused with water and sent to an animal welfare centre. "We have received some animals," said an office worker at the Guangdong Wild Animal Protection Centre. "We are waiting to hear from the authorities what we should do with them."

According to the local media, the cargo included 31 pangolins, 44 leatherback turtles, 2,720 monitor lizards, 1,130 Brazilian turtles as well as the bear paws. Photographs showed other animals, including an Asian giant turtle.

All of these south-east Asian species are critically endangered, banned from international trade and yet openly sold in restaurants and markets in China's southern province of Guangdong, which is famous for its exotic cuisine. ...

The way I see it, there's gonna be some folks
mighty pissed off that their exotic BBQ just got canceled...
and I loves a good BBQ!!!





Now I don't know 'bout y'all,
but I Like the PETA* Boat Mo Betta!
*People for Eating Tasty Animals

Drudge gets it wrong!

It's not "Retreat - Retreat"...


It's more like "Surrender - Surrender."

Good Dog!!!

With the G8 summit coming up soon, sure as the sun rises in the east, communist organizations will be busing in thousands of sock puppets to protest capitalism, poverty, war, racism, etc.

So, in order to maintain the peace, local law enforcement is preparing to utilize rover's nose to keep track of the most radical activists in the group, knowing that these certain individuals are known for their violent and destructive protesting tactics.


*SNIP*

Now, tell me folks; how hard can it be to train a dog to sniff out a bunch of dope smoking, maggot infested, commies and hippies in desperate need of a bath.

New and Improved!

Wouldn't you know it; with all the insane crap going down in US government this past week, I've selfishly decided to ignore most of it and concentrate on upgrading one of the newest features here at my site. After lifting the idea for putting an mp3 player on my web site from the lovely headmistress SondraK, I quickly became bored with the format in which it was displayed. After searching around the net and working with several different alternatives, I settled on the only one I was able to fully customize to my site's theme.

Wimpy Player is a full featured mp3 player that integrates smoothly into your website with or without the need for managing database tables. All you need for the basic installation is a directory with some tunes and a minimum number of support files. As I have previously stated, I took advantage of the player's customizable abilities in order to modify the skin appearance - which is what has been taking me so long to complete this little project of mine.

Presently, the player is only configured and loaded up with my current favorite genre: Country, but don't fear folks, I'm also assembling a collection of other genres which I have enjoyed over past years. As you'll soon find, my past musical tastes are wide ranging from such delicate melodies as "Concerto For Piano And Orchestra No. 1 In E minor, Op.11 - Larghetto" by Fredrick Chopin to the incredible guitar wizardry of "Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar" by Frank Zappa to the gut pounding grind of "Born Entertainer" by Veruca Salt.

Coming from a past of Heavy Metal and Punk music, I'd say that my musical tastes have evolved quite dramatically. While not everyone will like what I put in my playlists, I hope that, if anything, it gives you a flavor for who I am as an individual with relation to the sounds that I felt have excited me and in some way's continue to do so. There will likely be some music that I believe may be offensive to a few virgin ears out there and as a precaution, such content will be preceded by some type of disclaimer in order to protect the innocent :)

Anyway, as I make selections from my extensive CD collection and format them for your listening pleasure, check back every now and then to see and listen to what I've added. Enjoy!

SMACK!!!

Take that you insane commie pig!




In response to Michael "Two Cheeseburgers" Moore and his ridiculous call for a challenge to debate our nations health care policies with former Senator Fred Thompson (hopefully our next President), Moore gets what he deserves...

A Royal Bitch-Slappin'!

Could you just imagine the outrage...

if FOX did this in error?



I know I'd be thrilled, but the rest of the MSM would have a field day with it.

So please help me out here...

How is it that CNN gets a pass for this one???

Today's ...er ...other MuZiX Showcase?

Well folks, not all Country Music
is as pure as the wind driven snow...

Rodney Carrington - Show Them to Me
*WARNING: NSFW... maybe ;)*



Thanks Iteki :D ILMAO

*UPDATE*

Click the pink ribbon and
help support the fight
against breast cancer...

There... maybe now I'll be back in good standing with the Lord :)

Today's MuZiX Showcase

Montgomery Gentry - Lucky Man

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

I've been spending all day moving stuff around my site, playing with different pearl scripts, updating my blogrolls and emailing all kinds of folks about adding my site to their lists. I'm freakin' exhausted and now my ass hurts too. I wanted to post on something I saw early this morning, but now I forgot what the hell it was in the first place. I just woke up from passing out in my puter chair and pretty much forgot what I was working on anyway. Awwwww, screw this... I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow's another day.

How long must we wait???

Since the creation of the State of Israel, Islamofacists have been waging an evil and insidious campaign aimed at its absolute destruction. Spawned from the alliance of Hitler's Nazi regime and Wahabist Islam during WWII, every country neighboring the tiny State of Israel has fought to bring about her destruction through both political and proxy war. Although today's middle east reveals many new dynamics and shifting demographics, the same hatreds and bigotries exist with ever increasing determination to eliminate the only true democratic American ally in the region prior to the liberation of Iraq. For more than half a century, the United Nations has discriminated against no other country more than Israel and with the war on terror in full swing, her enemies have strengthened their resolve toward achieving their diabolical goal.

In a bold strategic move meant to assist the war on terror, the United States helped broker a deal in conjunction with the Israeli government to create a separate Palestinian state. It is my sincere opinion that this was done with not one, but two objectives in mind. First would be to gain favor from some of the countries surrounding Israel and second, to prove once and for all that the desire of those longing for a Palestinian state was not one of autonomy, but one of terrorist military strategy. As we have seen through independent news sources - no thanks to the biased main stream media - Palestine has become nothing more than a hotbed of terrorist activity, a military base for al Qaeda, and a channel for other hostile terrorist sponsoring nations to import weapons needed for waging war against Israel. To many who cannot see the forest through the trees, this so called "Land for Peace" deal has been deemed a complete failure and a further compromise of Israel's security. If the creation of an independent Palestinian state was for the reasons which I had previously mentioned, how long will we have to wait before the IDF is given the go-ahead to pull the plug on this overflowing cesspool of evil.

Not far away, American and coalition forces are having to deal with an insurgency bent on the destabilization of a newly formed democratic Iraq. What appears on the surface to be a never ending war is chiefly due to the involvement of the same countries responsible for fueling the unrest in Palestine and fermenting hostilities to the north along the Lebanon and Syrian borders, none of which would have been so easily noticed were it not for the vast numbers of militia and armaments flowing in from the countries of Iran and Syria. As the war in Iraq continues, more and more instances of casualties will appear in the headlines due to the direct involvement of al Qaeda in conjunction with these two terrorist sponsoring nations and with the likelihood that Iran will soon have a nuclear device, things will only get much, much worse.

Until the fuel is removed, this fire will never be extinguished. As our brave American warriors in Iraq and the IDF in Israel continue having fight the war against terrorism with their hands tied behind their backs, Iran and Syria will continue to fight their proxy war with impunity. For the sake of victory over this evil, firm action is needed now and cannot be put off any longer. How long must we have to wait?

Today's Right Stand...

Today, I'm making another addition to the site's right sidebar. I've seen this petition floating around right minded blog circles and although I desperately wanted to put the petitions entry form on my sidebar, it ain't gonna happen because of size limitations. Instead, I decided to Photoshop a banner that would fit and help motivate visitors to visit the petition's homepage. Please help hold Congress accountable for their failure to support our forces in combat. Here is what the letter and petition form looks like...

SARKOZY SQUISHES SOCIALIST FROG!!!

Congratulations to Conservative President Nicolas Sarkozy and congratulations to the people of France for realizing the failure of the previous administration and refusing to hand control over to an extreme leftist who would have surely drove their country into complete ruin with her insane socialist policies.

Unfortunately, even though Drudge is quoting Sarkozy as saying to America that "YOU CAN COUNT ON FRANCE AS A FRIEND", the Reuters column he's posting appears to contradict the statement by pointing out the new President's declared opposition to the GWOT...

On foreign policy, Sarkozy is more pro-American than Chirac, but has made clear he opposes the war in Iraq and will find it hard to ally himself too closely to Washington because of anti-U.S. sentiment at home...

-Reuters

I am assuming that, by French standards, Sarkozy is about as conservative perhaps as John McCain by ours. Regardless, it is comforting to see that France is moving more to the right of its previous extreme leftist ways. Only time will tell.

Today's MuZiX Showcase

Martina McBride - Anyway

A couple of public service announcements...

Don't worry, I ain't planning on bailing out on y'all again, nor am I planning any "cut and run" strategies... at least not for anytime in the foreseeable future ;)

First of all, you know that since I've been back, I've been doing a little cleaning up and home improvement here at the site which has included:

1. Updating the platform from Wordpress 1.5 to Wordpress 2.1.3


2. Cleaning up my Blogroll and frequently visited blog banners as-well-as adding some new sites (ongoing)


3. Adding comment avatars (see "Who's Your Daddy" post)


4. Adding MoFiZiX MuZiX (favorite music Shockwave script)


5. Adding comment lockout (currently set for 14 day limit)


6. Adding captcha challenges for posting comments (DIE YOU SPAM-BOT SCUMBAGS!!!)


7. Adding an additional spam blocker java script (DIE YOU SCUMBAG SPAMMERS!!!)


8. Adding the ability for commenters to subscribe and receive emails on follow up comments


9. Beginning to categorize my new blog posts and the old ones as well

Of all the things I added to this website, none excite me more than the ones I am about to mention... save, perhaps the anti-spam scripts.

Back when I put this new site together after moving from my original Blogger website, one of the first things I did in my layout was to add a list of organizations with linked banners to which I most ademently support. Since then, I've added Move America Forward in opposition to the UN and Stop the ACLU in opposition to the American Commie Lawyer's Union.

Well, today I am happy to announce two new additions to that list. The first gets honorable mention here because I can kick myself in the ass for overlooking it to begin with. Since 9/11 there has been no priority in our country greater than the security of our borders and with both Democrats as well as Republicans (including our President) being so ignorant of the problem, it sure is comforting to see that someone has finally stepped up to the plate to address the issue from a boots-on-the-ground perspective.

Chris Simcox, having all but given up on the notion that our elected officials and law enforcement would ever get off their lazy posteriors and do something about the endless invasion by undocumented people entering our country as illegal aliens, has formed one of the most effective campaigns aimed at reversing this dangerous status quo. The Minuteman Project, made up entirely of volunteers, has generated a huge ground swelling of American folks who are likewise fed up with the inaction by our government to protect our country's most vulnerable points of entry. And so, today I have Photoshopped and added Chris's Minuteman logo to my website's right sidebar thereby linking my visitors to his group's home page. Hats off to you Chris and a civilian's salute to all those brave and dedicated men and women volunteering their time and resources toward helping keep our borders secure.




Secondly, with all the political posturing by wannabe Republican presidential candidates and the fact that all of the front runners are freaking RINOs, the majority of the party base has been clamoring for a savior to take the lead who follows the ideological principles of Goldwater and Reagan. Recently there has been a lot of speculation and hope floating around on the internet that there may be such an individual who fits that bill and is still considering weather or not he wants to throw his hat in the ring. Former Senator, actor and commentator Fred Thompson represents the best hope we have of putting that type of leader in the Oval Office. His stance on all the issues important to us conservatives are dead-balls-on and support for him to run as a candidate is growing by leaps and bounds every day. Obviously, the more folks that call on him to run, the more likely he will make the decision to enter the race.

As of now there are only a few grassroots campaigns working to encourage Fred Thompson to run by gathering names to show our support. One of those sites is Draft Thompson '08. It's a bit smaller than the website Draft Fred Thompson President 2008, which carries the lead petition, but is an awesome site none-the-less. The site is run by a young beauty named Ala who loves karate, conservatism, photography, and also posts on her personal blog over at a site named Blonde Sagacity. She's a really talented blogger and talks a great deal of common sense. I've added her Draft Thompson Blogroll on the left sidebar and her Draft Thompson banner on the right. I invite you to please do the same and show your support for the only CONSERVATIVE Republican hopeful capable of going the distance in 2008. And so, a warm welcome to Ala and the Draft Thompson '08 blogging community.







...and now back to our regular scheduled programming.

Remember to practice what you preach…

(recycled from January 28, 2005)


A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said,” I’m sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the “Choose Life” license plate holder, and “What Would Jesus Do” bumper sticker, the “Follow Me To Sunday School” bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”

Who's Yo Daddy?!?!

Oh Noooo! Cuba must be runnin' out of embalming fluid!

Looks like they couldn't find enough embalming fluid to get the left's most beloved dictator looking fresh enough for this year's annual commie day celebration.

The 80-year-old communist leader was not watching from his usual perch atop a viewing platform and has not been seen in public since emergency intestinal surgery forced him to step down temporarily nine months ago.

Castro has attended the annual International Workers' Day march for decades. Cuban officials had refused to speculate on whether he would use this year's event to make his first public appearance since undergoing surgery and temporarily ceding his duties to his 75-year- old brother.

Pretty soon they're gonna start pumping brother Raul full of the stuff and propping him up as well.

Yeah, right... just go and blame it on the soft housing market.

A few years back, Ford Motor Company was chastised by the American Family Association (AFA) for advertising in a gay magazine. In protest, the AFA decided to call for a boycott of Ford's products. Shortly thereafter, Ford decided to pull the advertising from the gay magazine and immediately, the homosexual activists shrieked "bloody murder!" After thinking that Ford was showing respect for family values, the AFA lifted the boycott and things returned to normal... but that was extremely short lived. Just over a year after pulling the advertisements and shedding the boycott, Ford then caves to the homosexual activists and reinstates the advertisements... this time with a new twist:

May 25, 2006

You Will Absolutely Not Believe What Ford Has Done Now

When Ford responds to those who write concerning their promotion of homosexual marriage, the response they get from Ford's Customer Relationship Center says their support "is a strong commitment we intend to carry forward with no exception." For Ford, that support also includes homosexual polygamy.

To show those supporting traditional marriage they mean business, Ford sponsored the June 6 issue of the homosexual publication The Advocate. The cover reads: "Polygamy & Gay Men. Dirty laundry or sexual freedom? How gay men handle multiple partners." The article promotes homosexual polygamy.

Ford sponsored the publication with a full page back cover advertising Ford Motor company product Volvo and a full page ad for all Ford brands with the line: "Ford Motor Company. Standing strong with America's families and communities."

Ford's support for the magazine's promotion of homosexual polygamy leaves no doubt that Ford means to continue pushing the homosexual agenda, even including homosexual polygamy.

To see the front cover, the contents page and the ads for Ford and Volvo, click here. I must warn you, it will be offensive to many. The pages show the contents of the magazine which Ford helped sponsor with two full-page ads, but I felt we must include the proof. If you don't want to see it, please don't click the link.

At their stockholders meeting on May 11, Ford voted 95% of the ballots cast to continue their support of the homosexual agenda rather than be neutral in the cultural battle.

The boycott is working. The value of Ford stock has gone down 13% since the boycott began, while sales continue to drop.

So today, Ford Motor Company announces that April sales in the US have dropped by 13% and they claim that it was due to "weak housing market and a cutback in fleet sales."

Yeah, right...

I have been a Ford man since 1976 and while I currently own three of them, I will not be purchasing any more. Not only do I not agree with their marketing techniques, but I've been having nothing but problems with the newer vehicles I own. I still love their older models (pre-1970) and as soon as I get the money up, the next vehicle I'm buying is going to be the Jeep Patriot 4x4. No, maybe I can't afford the newest model, but I want one nonetheless... black, so that I can put my MoFiZiX Gr4FiX logo on the tailgate. I gotta dig up some pictures of the old Fords I've had over the past 30 years. Of all the oldies I've had, only one remains and I'll sell my house before I part with it. I'll do a post on it sometime soon.