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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Calling all moonbats...



A mysterious and as of yet unexplained blue spiral of light has been seen in the skies above Norway.


Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
By Mail Foreign Service and Will Stewart
Last updated at 5:00 PM on 09th December 2009

A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.

Witnesses from Trøndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave - although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.

The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate.

Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre - lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely.

The Norwegian Meteorological Institute was flooded with telephone calls after the light storm - which astronomers have said did not appear to have been connected to the aurora, or Northern Lights, so common in that area of the world.

The mystery deepened tonight as Russia denied it had been conducting missile tests in the area...

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Coincidentally, it is the eve before teh "messiah" gives his acceptance speech before the Nobel committee upon receiving the Nobel peace prize... that's right folks... in Noway.

Coincidentally, it happens to be the occasion where teh "messiah" is supposed to disclose to the world the United States' knowledge of the existence of extra-terrestrial life.

Coincidentally, it happens to be the week before teh "messiah" jumps over to Denmark to meet with fellow moonbats on how to rape the world's economy using global warming scare tactics. Chicken Little would be proud.

Wait a minute... where have I seen that spiral in the sky before?

AH YES... How could I forget!




ITS THE MOON-BAT SIGNAL!!!

Somehow, I don't think Gotham is prepared for what this capped crusader has in store.

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